I've written extensively about the vast disparity between the size of the audience for "new" jazz and the quality of the music being performed in Kansas City. Too many times the musicians on stage outnumber the members of the audience. That's not right. And I wish someone would do something about it. In spite of the following exercise in futility, that person isn't me.
Here's my dead-on-arrival idea. I propose a three-day multi-venue "new jazz" festival featuring left-of-center jazz by (mostly) Kansas City-based musicians. I've given the ambitious event the working title of
Curtis Got Slapped. Are you with me so far?
It's not entirely outside the realm of possibility. Just last month thousands of music fans purchased tickets to the inaugural
Middle of the Map festival in Kansas City. The accomplishment was all the more remarkable because the rock-based event lacked any big stars. (Of course, it's all relative. Appearances by festival headliners
Cursive, for instance, attract a few hundred people. That's not much in the rock world, but it'd be a huge for a jazz act.)
It's precisely fans of indie rock acts like Cursive that I'd like this festival to reach. The music featured at CGS will be more appealing to fans of
TV On the Radio than to fans of Stan Getz. Perhaps by presenting these alternative jazz acts in a semi-coherent fashion, Pitchfork-obsessed hipsters will realize that they've been missing out on a compelling scene.
Here's my proposed schedule for CGS. (Rather than drag unsuspecting venues into this theoretical discussion, I changed the names of the clubs.)
Midtown Depot, downstairs stageThursday800 Mr. Marco's V7
1000 NewEar
1200 Quixotic featuring Brandon Draper (conceptual jazz-oriented collabo)
Friday800 Snuff Jazz
1000 BCR
1200 Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey
Saturday800 Logan Richardson
1000 Bobby Watson's 29th Street Saxophone Quartet (reunited for GGS!)
1200 The People's Liberation Big Band
Midtown Depot, upstairs stageThursday800 Andrew McGhie Quartet
1000 Loren Pickford (triumphant return)
1200 Mark Lowrey with Drums
Friday800 Harold O'Neal
1000 CrossCurrent
1200 Alaturka
Saturday800 Popes of Dope
1000 Mike Metheny
1200 Battle of the Big Bands: Clint Ashlock's New Jazz Order vs. Dirty Force Brass Band (The concept: Ashlock's band, seated, and DFBB, marching, alternate selections in a vicious cage match.)
Gardens on the PlazaThursday800 Shay Estes and Mark Lowrey
1000 Matt Otto Quartet
1200 Sir Threadius Mongus
Friday800 Charles Gatschet
1000 Jerry Hahn
1200 Black House Improvisors Collective
Saturday800 Chris Burnett
1000 Roger Wilder Quartet
1200 Diverse
Vinyl PubThursday800 BeardKCrazy
1000 Hearts of Darkness
1200 The Dead Kenny G's
Friday800 This Is My Condition
100 Phonologotron
1200 Mouth
Saturday800 Miles Bonny
1000 Mark Lowrey vs Hip Hop
1200 Garage a Trois
Just look at all that talent! And I left out a lot of excellent artists. KC, as my rapper friends like to say, is the town. Tickets prices, artist compensation and promotional efforts will have to be worked out by a much better person than me. Good luck with that.
(Original image by Plastic Sax.)